Central Park Dog Follies

Today's unleashed dog report:
4:40 P.M.: white male playing fetch with two large dogs on newly-manicured lawn next to Bow Bridge.
5:45 P.M.: white male with large dog on lawn north of zoo

Attention contributors to the Central Park Conservancy: inquire how much of their budget goes to repair damage caused by unleashed dogs, and withhold your contribution until you receive a satisfactory answer.